#NerdsUnite: A tale of three acid trips (& one very true story)
I ate a dinner cooked by none other than Patti LaBelle. Independently an AMAZING sentence to write, but to be served soul food from a soul singer while in an EXACT MOMENT I was doing some soul searching ... that was awesome. (It's turkey leg and lima beans ... I'm not sure what else was it in, but it all ended up in my belly.)
#NerdsUnite: Hi @Britneyspears ... We heart you too.
Suddenly, the boost in traffic totally made sense.
#TrueStory: Last night, I went ghost hunting with @RachelTrue from The Craft
I have a knack for leaving one thing (while passively accepting an invitation to another thing) WITHOUT KNOWING that I'm walking into someTHING I am about to very much enjoy. This happens frequently, I now know to listen - not question.
13-year-old Jen is SUPER HAPPY with this life experience - I GOT TO GO GHOST HUNTING WITH ROCHELLE!!!
#NerdsUnite: We're back ... (oh & I turned down an orgy, threesome, and wound up on a "non-date" featuring knife throwing)
See S&K were two guys who wanted to have a DP of the For-Real (that's me, for those who are new). I've never had a threesome before with two guys, so two years ago the newness interested me. Unfortunately (or fortunately) the guys could only meet during the day, at like noon in West Hollywood. They wanted me to hang out by the pool, have a couple of drinks, and "chill." (And by chill, they mean putting their penises inside places that require a special "assistant" when explored by a male doctor.)
#NerdsUnite: 5 nerdy and dirty gift ideas for your woman
Fello nerds and geeks, in the decades that passed we may have been considered bad, unimaginative lovers and prudes like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory. Today we rule the world and are highly sought after by the opposite sex, mostly so for our imagination and non stop innovation in all fields, bed included.
#Contest: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!
As this was the most requested item in the group, it was SOOOO difficult to pick. I didn't consider how difficult it was going to be to rate someone's passion and deem it "better" than another. Dude, if people want to pound sand all day every day I'm down. Whatever floats your boat in life, and whatever makes you happy. That's ALLLL that ever matters.
#GiveAway: Who wants my #Coachella Swag bag with @GoPro @Seagate & @JBLAudio?
As you all know, it totally worked, but for ONE YEAR when all of this started, I literally had $10 to my name. I didn't need money, I had value. If I tweeted something, or if I pitched either a campaign or social media 101 education, I could eat, drink, party, travel ... anything.
The value was me and what I could do in social media in this extremely strange and different way.
#JBLTakesCoachella: My swag = up for grabs!
It was GREAT!!! Talk about an eclectic group of insanely, insanely smart people just having an authentic experience. No one pitched anything, no one said things "just to sound smart." We commented on the state of tech, our favorite apps & products, and the rest was groovy, man.
#LADreamDate: @Chris4Life in People and UsWeekly!
Bachelor Series Cast MembersLindsay Yenter, AshLee Fraiser, Roberto Martinez and Kiptyn Locke will be auctioned off in a celebrity charity event hosted by the Chris4Life Colon Cancer Foundation. Over 20 reality stars and Hollywood notables to be auctioned off to raise colon cancer awareness, provide research funds, and support patient treatment programs.