I’m a projector synesthete.

I see auras around people, and only found this out one day
when a square literally walked into the bar.

Even my subconscious has a hilarious sense of humor.
I only learned recently, I don’t recognize people by their faces (as I have facial blindness) but rather their aura.
Which makes a LOT of sense considering I recognized a friend of mine half way down a Los Angeles block from a moving bus, but had a full conversation with Robin Williams and didn’t recognize arguably one of the most recognizable faces in modern times.