Gray text (him): Hi

Blue text (me): Hi. (the period was deliberate)

Gray text: Have you read my profile?

Blue text: Yes. Why cheat? Why even get married? It's so cowardly.

Gray text: There's more to it than that.

Blue text: OH I'M SURE (capitalization was also deliberate)

He asked me to email him. (For obvious reasons he didn't want to keep talking through Tinder.)

I waited a full 24 hours before sending this ...