Fun with #OKCupid: 3 different emails ... 3 different responses

First up, if you haven't read my OKC profile - you can check it out over yonder. These are all actual emails I've received recently, and my actual responses back to them. It is through this transparent experience that I hope you all can take away some knowledge on what works and what doesn't in the hopes of making your online dating experiences that much more fanschmastically awesome. YAYYYY ONLINE DATING YAYYY!!! K ... cool ... here we go ... 

Ahhhh yes ... the OKC sex slave video ... 

I'm not really sure how I feel about being a sub anymore. I totally get off on being a domme, but I don't do it for sexual purposes. Maybe being submissive sexually will be something that I give as a gift to the guy I'm dating - not sure, will cross that bridge when I come to it. 

Thanks for reaching out either way! 

Actual Response: Thank you! Very kind of you to say. 

FTR, this was the closest anyone on OKC came to asking me out this week. Very strange and a first in two years. Thanks for reading, and thanks for the compliment. 

OKC emails should be a little more open than this. Yes, clearly I can tell he read my profile and this isn't a cut and paste job (brownie points), but there is no where really for me to go with this email. Had he asked me one detail to elaborate on in my profile we could have started from there, but instead he's leaving me with a yes or no answer. Don't ever leave chicks with a yes or no, be direct and ask them to elaborate on something.

Ex: What did you do with your Price is Right winnings and was Bob a total creeper?

Depending on my mood, how cute your avatar is, and our match percentage - I will absolutely respond back. 

Actual Response: None 

See!! Slim pickings on OKC this week!!! ::sigh:: 

Actual Response: Thanks so much for reading dude! 

Happy online dating nerderinos!!

Click here to view my OKC profile. Hit me up ... but not all Tina Turner style, cause like, that would hurt.

#kbye