Fun with #OkCupid: 3 different emails 3 different responses

First up, if you haven't read my OKC profile - you can check it out over yonder. Might make some sense to the things guys reply to, haha. But for reals, these are all actual emails I've received recently, and my actual responses back to them. It is through this transparent experience that I hope you all can take away some knowledge on what works and what doesn't in the hopes of making your online dating experiences that much more fanschmastically awesome. YAYYYY ONLINE DATING YAYYY!!! K ... cool ... here we go ...

Emails like this are EXACTLY why in our live stage show we have dramatic interpretations of OKC emails. Next show is THIS FRIDAY btw. (see flyer below)

FYI: We WON'T be doing a May show due to a lot of people traveling ... soooooo if you wanna get in on the fun gotta get yo' butts there Friday night! 

Either way, that email was BS so let's just move on ... 

I don't know why, but anytime someone closes with "hope to hear back from you!" or "looking to hear from you" - it turns me off. Of COURSE you hope to hear from me, isn't that the whole purpose of online dating? I know these dudes are obviously just doing it to be super polite, but every freaking time I read that I feel like the dude's balls are in a jar somewhere and his tail is in between his legs saying ... well ... I hope you like what I have to say ::runnsss while shouting bye:: Maybe I'm cynical and interpreting it wrong, but I've never liked it. tweet me if you agree or disagree ladies, curious on this. 

I think a much stronger close would have been check it out, it's soooo good. Maybe we can watch it together with a bottle of wine? I'm not quite sure if that is a "bottle of wine" kinda movie, but it DEF leaves things on a stronger note. 

Actual Response: None

::smh:: I don't know how much more of the single life I can take. 

Actual Response: None

There ya go nerderinos. Best of luck out there!!!

#love