#NowPlaying: Pitbull - Don't stop the party

Well HELLOOOO loverbugs, 

I am back from DC, and unexpectedly exhausted. There's something about the holidays, man. You go in with such high expectations and are usually left confused, tired, and emotionally drained. It was incredibly amazing getting to spend so much time with my family but all the going, going, going, surprisingly took its tool. 

On the adventure side of things, I can say that it only took me an hour at the pentagon before I got yelled at for walking into a restricted area, AND I've been dating this actor for a few months and my brother happens to be a big fan so I got to connect them on Christmas eve. Mind you, it was after this actor literally asked if he could impregnate me. 

So weird. 

Lots to talk about. First though, gotta go hit the gym! I am DEEPLY committed to meeting me a good Jewish guy over the next few months. So let's see if it works!!! 

On that note, here is a tune I'm jamming to this morning. 

Dude, I have SUCH an obsession with Pitbull. It's his bald head. I don't know why I am SO attracted to men with bald heads. It's so so sexy. He also has this swagger about him. It's the way he carries himself, and dresses. He oozes sex appeal and it's SO fucking hot. ARRGHHH!!! Calm down hormones. 

#thatisall

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