#FileUnder: Things that keep me up at night ...
It's SOOOO FREAKING TRUE!! I hate hate hate it when you click on YouPorn or RedTube and that shit is in an entirely other language. I need the story, it's the only way I'm good to uh, go!!!
Fail. Epic epic fail.
#sigh
PS. Speaking of porn, I do have a voicemail on youtube from Ron Jeremy. He's such a creeper mcgee!!