#Adventures in Adventuring: 4 cities in 30 days (city #3)

Sep 12

FUCKKKKK YES!!!! I am out, out, OUT of Boston!!!!! I'm just not a New England-er man. I can't handle how proper everyone is, and how RIDICULOUSLY unfriendly!!! I have never ever ever ever traveled to a city alone and walked away without ONE new friend.

Seriously!! NOT ONE!!!!!! I've been here for TWO AND A HALF WEEKS!!!!!!!! Done. Done. Doner than done-ness.

So, I'm totes on the raddest bus on the planet right now - it's called World Wide Tours, and is getting me from Cambridge to NYC for $15 - ANNNNNDDD it has power outlets and free wifi. Totes not kidding. Look!

It's a 4.5 hour ride, and I'm setting an alarm to only work for 2 of those hours - the other 2 I have to sleep; I only got like 6 hours of sleep over the last 48 hours. Between waking up in a chair listening to meatloaf, and last night being kept up by my fuck buddy AND my sexy skype partner.

OMG OMG OMG, fucking funniest story ever ... so at like 2am EST I got a text from my sexy skype partner asking if we could skype. This duderino and I have hooked up in LA one time, but he was kind of in a gnarly headspace, so I just did my own thing. BUUUTTTT things have calmed down with him a bit, and he hit me up recently, but alas - I've been traveling for the last 3 weeks. So, to still appease my horny self, and to get to see his hotness, we've been skyping at night. So fucking hot- it's REDIC!

Well, last night LITERALLY at the same time, my fuck buddy calls (now not having sex in almost a month), then after I tell him I'm busy he starts texting ...