#Fact: These are the things that keep me up at night ...

SERIOUSLY!!! Do you know how many times you have to type pussy before it actually saves from "fussy." Or fuck saved from "duck?" I will save a bit more of the x-er ratedness for the duderino I am sexting with - but come on man, this is a TERRIBLY inefficient way to arouse someone if they are consistently getting frustrated with the retypes. For reals - isn't there like a naughty app you can download that like circumvents the autocorrect and lets you type as dirty and freely as possible??

Seriously people. I see tremendous potential in something like that.

Make it, and get back to me. My future sext life depends on it.

Thanks android - now I lost my orgasm.

#kthxbye