Fun with #OKCupid: 3 emails ... 3 different responses
AHHHH Okcupid. I love you long time. The following are 3 actual OKC emails I received over the last few days, and these are my actual responses back. I dig talking about what worked and what didn't so you guys can stay edumacated. Cool beans ... you ready freddy spaghetti? Here's my profile for you to see what these duderinos are responding to ... and let's go ...
First off, hold the phone ... Mrs. Doubtfire was terrible?!?!?! WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!?! Mrs. Doubtfire was the shizzy shiznat. I don't know what you're smokin, but for reals - not exactly a great opener since clearly I liked the movie enough to mention it in my profile. No bueno.
I am a lifecaster yes, there is no privacy setting. If you were intimidated by an email though, the real deal might give ya a heartattack. This isn't going to go anywhere.
Greatly greatly greatly appreciate the compliment duderino.
Matched: 83% match - 79% friend- 9% enemy
Response back: Thanks dude! =)
I am 100% unstoppably curious. I can't stop wondering how things work, and how I can break them down to understand how they work. It's nutty bunny - but yes, you are right. Very perceptive.
Ummmmm this guy and I aren't matched very high. He seems rad but meh.
Matched: 78% match - 70% friend- 22% enemy
Response back: None
Yes. 103 dates in 9 months. (you can read the thesis on my findings here) I'm not mad at dudes checking out the site, I do promote it. I just don't think I could ever date someone that religiously reads it as these are my inner thoughts, and feelings.
Thanks for the compliment on the writing duderino! Superly duperly appreciated!!
HAHAHA yeah the text that dude sent me saying he "boned an internet celebrity." First off, his terminology not mine. So lemme just clear the table on that. My shit stank too! That wasn't the reason why we went out. I actually really dug this dude - he just hit a soft spot with me. I have to find dudes that don't get phased about what I do, and aren't looking to just be a character in the story of my life that gets broadcasted for the world to see. At the end of the day I'm just a chick, I'm 26, and I'm looking for love like every other nerd out there. The chick in me HAAAAASSSS to be conscious of filtering those dudes out so I don't get hurt. Again, they're not after you the chick - they want the girl on the screen. Has nothing to do with me and everything to do with validating something in themselves. I'm usually super super super good at spotting that shiznat, but I goofed. Lesson learned.
I'm not a cuddler. I'm not mad at cuddling here and there, but I'm just not a huge fan of the all-over-each-other-while-trying-to-sleep type thing. I'm kinda getting over that aversion, but I dunno, it's all a work in progress documented in real time. HAHAHA no sheets, I'm a kinky bitch sexually speaking. So yah, you can touch all ya want in that regard. The dirtier the better.
::give it to me baby ... uh huh uh huh::
I'm super creative, but also super logical. Again, I like to break things down. My dad's a corporate lawyer and my mom's a writer - I'm pretty evenly divided.
Sincerely appreciate you checking it out duderino! I don't think I'm an enigma at all. I'm at the stage in life where I fully recognize there are no special snowflakes in the world. Working in social media and being able to spot patterns has been incredible. I just dig what I do, man. It's more than a site to me ... this is my thing. My baby. I just really appreciate ya checkin it out!! =)
Matched: 88% match - 87% friend- 14% enemy
Response back: ahh bless dude. Superly duperly appreciate you taking the time to check it out. HAHAHA yes, I am a chick. Wait, lemme check ... yep, no penis. =)
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