They're Talking Nerdy Baby: #NerdsUnite
Alrite, before I slip back into my deep dark editing cave (reshoots will be the DEATH of me!!! I've learned so much being producer on this show. For reals, it's all about what you learn in the field ... second season if I get picked back up, so so so much I'd do differently. OOHHHHH lordy schmick-mordy!), I came across two emails on OKC this morning that totally didn't suck. Check ... check ... check 'em out!
Yeah, I wrote a thesis on my findings which can be found over yonder ... I document everything. Not for any particular reason other than I enjoy it as an art form - it's how I express myself. Not even in the writing as much (I don't view myself as a writer, rather someone who lives online and communicates in written form), but I consider the art more of how I built this brand. The adventures I went on, the weird and wonky SEO that I did, I dunno - it just worked. But I approached everything from a very creative perspective rather than the traditional web space logic. I very genuinely just really fucking dig what I do - it's my thing. I came alive when I started this site, so the rest is me just dicking around trying to come up with ways to get people to sponsor all of the things on my bucket list. There is no end goal, because there wasn't one when I started it. I just noticed things ... and wanted to tell the world. So far, so good.
If I fall in love will the experiment stop? I don't know. I hope to fall in love one day, that would be grand! If that is the case then I'd have to switch to producer mode from content creator and bring people on board to help with some of the theories I have on life and love; I'm testing out a one off for the Time to Effing #GetItOn social experiment tomorrow night. I enjoy playing with people, and coming up with experiments to test out what people think versus what is actually executed in the real world. Can I scale love and people? I dunno, haha that part we'll have to see. But yeah, I get asked a lot about people wanting to come on board and help out with my social experiments - it's hard though, it has to be the RIGHT fit based on certain psychological conditions. Takes time, but this is what I do with my life ... so I have 86,400 seconds each day to devote to it, and I'm a very very very driven individual.
Does notifying them taint the experiment? No. I had to provide a disclaimer to the dates since I was publishing what they were writing to me, and what we were experiencing together. If I didn't say anything that would be super lamer damer, and no one likes a lamer damer.
It was funny though, when I would first walk up to the date, they all said the same thing - dude, I totally expected you to have this whole crew with you either with cameras or smart phones tweeting play by plays like mad.
It's always just me ... with an absurd amount of passion and energy.
All of the people on the dates were very real - I profiled people before I ever met with them, so I could filter out the fame seekers pretty quickly. I was fooled a couple of times however, this one dude that I actually superly hit it off with was so fucking lame after we boned. He sent me a text saying, "I just boned an internet celebrity." I was like really ... really?? And you're sending this to me why? Am I supposed to get off on that shit?? I sincerely don't understand what he was expecting me to respond with, and I was further turned off by the way he handled it. He tried pulling the, that's not what I said! Dude, it's a text message you whackadoodle noodle. Grow a pair, and move on.
My science is far from perfect, but it's good enough to keep me truckin' along.
Everyone was very real, and I very literally had the time of my life. I learned a LOT about people, but more importantly I learned a lot about myself. Life is reflective, the dates truly truly truly taught me that.
Thanks so much for reaching out!!! xoxoxo
BTW, I love that I am responding to these messages with my mustache default. HAHAHAHAHA EPIC!!!
Okey dokey ... next up ...
Ah bless, well thanks a lot duderino! Yeah we're only a 53% match - so not gonna happen in this life, but in my next one I'm hoping to come back as a giraffe. Maybe we can nuzzle noses at the watering hole!!! AHHHHH I love me some giraffes ... they're so PURRTTYYY!!
Totally have to plan a safari in the not so distant future. Dudes, I made a commitment to myself to plan my trip to Egypt before the end of the year!! SCORE!!!
Pretty stoked.
Wait, I was supposed to be talking about dating, or something.
Yeah man, we're not a good match - but appreciate you reaching out! You seem pretty rad, I ain't mad at it - we're just not ... compatible.
Keep on keepin on!
Got something to say? You can hit me up on OKC. I'm not accepting dates from there anymore, but I dunno, you can keep my mustache company!
#YAYLIFE
