They're Talking Nerdy Baby: #NerdsUnite

HAHAHA omg omg omg way to make my life ... looky looky the email I just got ...

First off, what is the appeal?

I have no idea.

No, like very literally ... because if I did I would figure out the formula and market the SHIT out of it to other people. I can't stop being the marketer that I am ... it just is a part of the air that I breathe, and a part of my blood - in fact, I get it from my mama.

(She runs her own niche business based as a writer in insurance communications - basically, if you've ever read anything in a pamphlet from Mass Mutual, Capital One, Cigna ... or whatevs, there is a 99% chance my mom wrote it.)

I just utterly enjoy every. single. fucking. minute. of what I do. I don't accept payment from anyone - I've circumvented the system by saying you can't hire me, I will only tweet and post about shit that doesn't suck; it freaks people out. EVEERRRYONNNEEE wants in on social media - I've worked in sales the majority of my life, I know how to work the system ...and honestly, it still doesn't interest me, I don't do it. Dude, I slept in a car - I very literally, just don't caarreeeeee; I work for who I want to work for, for however I want to work for them.

And the best part is, the "thing" that I do - changes. Right now, I am conducting a social experiment based on the organic root of attraction, while simultaneously planning the Unapologetically Awesome Summer 2011 Tour (which is based on my organic need to travel ... dude, I'm SUPPPERRR nomadic).

So yeah, what is the appeal? I very literally have no fucking idea. But, it's working - and I'm going to own it. I appreciate the honesty, and I just put myself out there. Tonight, I was absolutely petrified of going out and meeting dudes at a bar - but I did it, and there will be a post on said experiment once I sober up.

The fact that you've checked in on us for about as long as we've been around in general means I am doing something right .... whatever that "right" is - so thank you.

I structured this website around my personality. The fact that you have ANY idea of who we are, and what I do means I have done something "right." From the DEPTHS of my soul ... I thank you, and am equally a conspiracy theorist, haha! Dude, my brother works at the Pentagon, and I STILL believe in Loose Change!!!! Own it ... and yeah! Greatly greatly greatly appreciate the read, and I am fairly convinced the majority of the population expects me to end up in a gutter somewhere. I assure you, I equally expect me to end up dead somewhere, but I very very very literally do not care (I could get hit by a bus in this very minute, and feel sad for my parentals - but happy that I finally found my purpose in life. I LOOOVVEEE social media!!!)- I know how to fire a gun, I know how to knock a dude 6'4 and shorter out, and although I have never stabbed someone, I know how to throw down. Dude, I am a scrappy, scrappy bitch ... if I'm going to die, I am going to go down with a fucking fight. 

I believe incredibly strongly in everything that I do, and wish you the same. If there is anything that I can do to help, please reach out; I perpetually operate from a place of nothing to lose.

Am I still talking? Shut up, Jen

#kthxbye

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