#FML: Dudes, I Totes Got Iced!

Written By Jen Friel

AHHHH!! So, last night at @dustycpollyd's birthday fiesta, I totes got iced for the first time.

 

What is "icing" you may ask? Well looky looky what I have right here:

I've done some icing prior to randoms at a bar in the San Dizzle - but this was the first time the shoe was on the other foot and FMLLLLLLL Smirnoff Ice is the grossest thing on the planet. Took it down in 3 sips, and it was totally piss warm.

THENNNNN I went to go re-ice the dude that iced me and the fucker took it from the back of my pants. Major fail on all fronts. HAHAHA!! But SOOOOOOO much fun!!!

Totally suggest icing someone this weekend - just be warned, and keep one on you for protection.

#swallowhard

 

Jen Friel
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