Fun With #OkCupid: Worst. Default. Ever

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!! Omg this is making my life ... I just got a generic email from this duderino on OKC, and I was literally floored (a nice marble variety) when I saw his default ... check it out!

Omg omg omg ...

First off, thank you for the awesomeness that is the OKC metrics ... I am only a 60% match with this dude. WHHHEEWWWWWWWWW!!

Secondly, I cannot believe the way men approach online dating - it literally blows my mind. A picture like this does not make a good impression on anyone. All I want to see in your OKC default is EXACTLY what you look like. Literally, plop your butt down in front of your computer, and take a photobooth. Better yet, don't have a mac (hahah your software is so not compatible with my hard drive) grab your cell, smile, hold your arm out, and snap a picture.

You want the pictures on your OKC profile to tell the story of your life. This guy clearly isn't GQ - but what do you do? Do you work in a bike shop, and have a passion for bikes? Show me a pic of you standing next to one! Show me a pic of you riding it! Something telling me in pictures the story of things that excite you, and get your engine running.

Leave your default however STRICTLY to your face. The females looking at your profile will judge your attractiveness - that's what this is about. Don't make it more difficult than you have to for us.

It literally dumbfounds me how many men do not get this. No, like literally 90% of you! And if you sit there and think you're not doing it .... send me your OKC profile, and I'll guarantee you, that you are. I operate strictly from stats - and it BLOOWWWSSS MYYYY MIIINNNNDDDD. 

Seriously. No photo filters, take off the hat, take off the sunglasses.

Clean, clear shot of the face. BOOM! Upload, set as default.

#dontbethatguy

Got something to say, or wanna date me? Hit me up on OKC!

Warning: I will analyze you. heheheehehee I said anal