#ShitGotReal: Dude, I just got an effing home!

AHHHH!!! Happy happy happy happy day!!!!

Just got off a call with effinggear.com - and dude, they're totally gonna hook me up with a pad! Straight up! Here's what went down ...

So, like a month ago Polly from @dustycpollyd told me about this clothing company called Effing Gear. She showed me their sticker logo, and I freaked. It's sassy, and rad. (Kinda reminds me of Twitter's naughty step sister logo. RAWWRRR!!) I asked her about the company, she said oh - lemme email them and tell them about you and see if they're interested in something; I don't really know what - but let's just see. 

I honestly just put it out of my mind, as with most things - this space is moving so fast that we're all just doing our own thing. A few weeks or so later, we hung out and she was wearing her Little Effing Apple shirt. I asked her about it - and she goes OHH!!! These are the peeps with that sticker logo I showed you. I touched her shirt, and DUUDDEEEEE these things are soft. Like literally, I've never felt such a soft tee shirt without it being too soft and too sheer. I hate shirts like that because then you have to put a tank under 'em to wear them. Looks cool in the winter, but gets annoying in the summer.

She wears hers primarily to the gym, but I asked her if she ever emailed the dudes, and she said she had - but hadn't heard anything back.

Again, I just sort of moved on ... admired from a far if you will.

Then on this past Monday afternoon, I get an email from the owner saying he's been scoping out the site and would love to talk to me about doing some promo. I was like OMMMGGGGG your timing is PERFECT!!! I've been getting super antsy still sleeping on a couch, and I really really really really wanted to get my own place. I said, well if I act as a brand evangelist for you, would you be interested in off setting that in exchange for rent?

Dude, they were so down they got all 311 and busted a move!

It's also perfect timing because I wanted to switch some things up with my current OKC social experiment, and I could totally use their location based tees to integrate it into the experiment totally organically. Dude, it's been 103 dates - something had to change.

So, yah! They're down ... I got a new home - just a sublet, super rad. 2 new roomies. One is some Norwegian supermodel, and the other is a spicy latina-esque chica. I can only imagine the fun the three of us are going to have - HAHAHAHAH!! EPIC!!!

I'll be announcing my new social experiment next week - but I can't BELLLIEEVVEEEE I have a HOMMMEEEE!!!!! Holy crap!!! What a ride this has been, but having a home page to come back to after all the traveling is certainly going to rest easy on my psyche.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I am going to have my own bed!! BAHHHHH!!!!!

From the depths of my soul, thanks so much Effing Gear. You guys effing rock, and I can't wait to play.

I really only have one more thing left to say ...

HIT IT POINTER SISTERS!!!

#NERDSUNITE