#NowPlaying: Eddie Money - Take me home tonight
By the time all of you sexy lover faces read this - I will be en route back to LA (where I will kick it for about a week then pop over to Vegas for some CES action). HAHA omg karma kicked my ass SOOO bad with the Christmas practical joke I played on the TNTML community. Not only did I develop a pretty severe allergic reaction to my brother's girlfriend's cat, but I also got horrifically lost AGAIN on the metro, and wound up leaving my house keys back at my brothers place. Fortunately my father (aka my hero) managed to get them to me before I hit security. Bat shit crazy story. But yah! Practical jokes are fun but they're just so so so not my style - AND THIS IS FREAKING WHY!!!!!! I don't care about the whole, ha-ha I made you look stupid ... motherfuckers I LIVE MY LIFE ON KARMA!!! That's IT!!!! I don't care about anything other than consistently doing what I feel is "right" and THAT is why so many crazy awesome things have happened to me. I ONLY LIVE ON KARMA!!! You mess with that and you basically have my entire last 36 hours.
FML ... never again ... well, maybe not never again totally - but never again with something that so many people are so emotionally invested in. ::mwahahahahaha::
I feel your pain, nerds - LITERALLY. (click here to read more about the joke)
See you all in a few hours! Thanks to @itsmejoolie for the ride back to the apartment. Best. Roomie. Ever.
I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT EDDIE MONEY!!!