Fun with #OkCupid: Actual conversation I am currently having ...

Written By Jen Friel

Looky looky the conversation I am currently having on OKCupid ...

What interests me the most about this guy is that he claims to be an oral sex master. Like MAAASSSSSTTTTEERRRRRR. It's definitely enough to spark my curiosity, but not really enough to make me want to go after it. Have I not said this 1000 times on this site!! The FEMALE ORGASM IS ROOTED IN EMOTION!!! You have to feel a connection with someone to be able to orgasm; it's less mechanical than with men. If I am going to invest an evening with a dude, you betta BELIEVE I am walking away with something as much as he is.

I am conserving more of my energy in my older age, and less exploratory in that regard.

Oh the single life ... you're still supposed to be fabulous, right?

#fml

Single and live in LA and wanna go out on a date? Totes message me on OKC - you can't be worse than this guy. Click here to view my profile.

 

Jen Friel
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