#OMG I am so hungover

Oh holy fuck ... what did I do last night?

I definitely bumped into two former co-workers while half naked ANNNNDDD I woke up to a series of calls and texts from a teenage mutant ninja turtle from liverpool. 

It's 6am!! Am I really awake!?!??! Wtf?!?! Does no one in this town sleep?

I also got a FREAKY reading from a fortune teller and now I am just all shades of weirded out. 

Note to self, the tinier the thong the more uncomfortable the wedgie in the morning. OUUCHH!!!! 

So much going on ... head about to explode ... first though, make the room stop spinning.

#ihatelife