#NerdsUnite: Tweeting live tonight from the @playboy mansion!

Oct 29

AHHHHHHH!!! I'm just putting the finishing touches on my costume and then I am headed over to the Playboy Mansion for their Halloween party tonightttttt!! EEECKKK!!

Here's the costume in whole ....

... garnished off with mah Blowfish Shoes!!!

Valora boots. OMG OMG OMG!! These things are SOOOO comfy and SO FRIGGEN lightweight! For reals, the Playboy Mansion grounds is primarily cobblestone and can wreak HAVOC on heels - these are going to be PEERRFFEECTT!! Sexy, and easy to walk in. WHOOP WHOOP!!

Oh! And tonight, I'm a naughty red wolf which is basically just an excuse for me to wear my sluttiest black dress and run around in my spirithood all evening. HAHAAHAHA!! I have ZERRRROOOOO shame.

Dudes, last year I ended up going to an after party at Chelsea Handler's new crib, and wound up waking up in a guest house in Malibu.

C'est la vie!

I go to these parties alone, (since sadly my friends don't get invited - they're super strict on "judging" and all that other bullshit. It's fucking lame to be honest, but it's how their parties go) so no matter what I end up with a story from all the new friends I meet. It's rad too because a bunch of my guy friends buy tickets - so it's a reunion of sorts. A half naked one ... but a reunion.

WHOOP WHOOP!!!

Very excited.

Already mildly buzzed from Bud Light. And stay tuned! I'll start tweeting around 7:30/8 once the first shuttle leaves, and all pics will be posted on WhoSay.

Please note, NONE of these pics will be safe for work - there very literally will be naked people running around, and whatever is captured is captured - I am not liable for your ass getting fired for viewing that shit!! =) Be smart, understand this is what's going down ... and yeah! I'M EXCITED!!!