Fun with #OkCupid: This man is a GENIUS!!!!

Jan 27

I just had very literally one of the most BITCHIN conversations ever on OKC ... I'm going to break it all down for you bit by bit just so you can understand the awesomeness of this more ...

This will never ever EVERRRRRRR work on me. Really ... you're just getting to know someone and "what's your favorite designer" is in your top questions? Really ... really ... really ... LAMMEEE!!

Plus, "gazing into my eyes over a candlelit dinner" scuse please, Fabio called - he's ready to pose for your next cheesy romance novel. *gag*

Then I thanked him ... because he's in the internetting business ... and actually in all serious could prolly offer some assistance in random internetting ways.

What this guy did was SOOO effin brilliant. He only had like 95 friends on Facebook, 1 picture ... and I shit you not, all 95 of his friends were chicks. And hot ones to boot!! CRAZYY beautiful. Like crazy beautiful enough that it caught my attention IMMEDIATELY!!

Dude, don't mess with a nerdy chick ... haha, I found out he does in fact have another Facebook profile. But MADDDD props for having a fake one to give out to chicks on a dating site. Seriously! I haven't met this guy yet ... I don't necessarily want his creeper creepness all up in my Facebook junk, seeping into my newsfeed ... but why not seem a bit more "open" and "forward" by requesting facebook friendship before a date ... only you do this EVERY TIME with an ENTIRE account devoted JUST to your internet dates.

Brilliant. So so so so so brilliant. For reals though, fill out more of the profile, and have at least 100 pics, even if they're not tagged from other people's accounts - I wouldn't have noticed.