One night on #FourLoko

Jan 23

Dude ... wow, tried FourLoko last night. Um yeah. Have you guys heard of it? Check this article out, it sums it up pretty well. 12% alcohol, plus a shit ton of caffeine.

It all started off innoncently enough. Was kicking it with @bryceless and Alex. I've been so unbelievably exhausted the last few days from so much going on, Bryce said, why not try FourLoko? Alex piped up and said that it was dangerous, and was banned from the side effects. Of course the SECOND someone says it has crazy life altering effects and needs to be banned, I am going to try it. HAHA! For real ... thank you FDA for the most brilliant advertising ever.

Bryce went out and bought it, as it is still legal in California ... and the night began. Dude, I had the orange one, and I kid you not ... it's only 3 dollars and the most yummy in my tummy thing on the planet.

Bryce and I split the can in about 15 minutes (as we had to hop in a cab to go to a house party) ... and holy fucking shit ... I wanted to run a marathon while at the same time bask in the buzz. HAHAHAH!! OMGGGGG its amazing. Bryce completely lost his mind. He's not an energy drinker ... and I swear people were asking if he broke house rule number 7 ...

He was tweeking something FIERCE!

FourLoko is definitely awesome ... but it's no joke. You have to be careful. It not only gets you very drunk, it gives you a CRAPTON of energy!! I'm really glad we split the one can, dude, that's like downing an entire bottle of wine to yourself ... and oh yeah it tastes like candy!!! WHHHAATTT!!! Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. Definitely explored in EXTREME moderation.

Oh yeah! And my @spirithoods were a BIG BIG BIG hit!! I gave Alex the red wolf, and she LOVEEDD IT!

She's so adorable, she goes - I get it now. You just have to wear it to understand how cool it is. I was like, yep! Welcome to the BEST PARTY EVVEERRRRR!!! For reals, SPIRITHOODS need to be illegal. Good lord I love mine more than Taco Tuesdays at Cabo Cantina.

We then went to a house party ... which for reals never happens in LA. People rent in LA, so house parties are like dolphin humping unicorns ... something that is to be cherished at all costs.

We walked in, and met the host who has SUCH a kickin crib!! ... He goes, what is this on your head?? I need to know what is going on here. I was like OMMGGG we can totes be besties now. You get it!!