#WhatJustHappened: A nerd's night at the #PlayboyMansion
I don't even know how to describe the awesomeness that transpired last night. It's a total word fail. I would actually have to invent a word to describe the awesomeness. So, let's create one ... how's "specmafuckingtaculation." That has a certain umph to it, no? HA! Anywhooooo ...
So, last night I went to Playboy's Halloween party. Cue 4sq checkin:
First off, let me just say I love Playboy. Like love love love love love Playboy. I've been going to various events there for the last 5 years, and it is just the greatest place ever - and actually Playboy served as a big inspiration for this site as well. See, everyone at the mansion is super hot. Like crazy stupid hot. So it creates this weird dynamic of free love and everyone just liking everyone. No catty BS, chicks being all chick like. The men are incredibly respectful, and people just let loose. It is a complete paradigm shift, and the only place like it in LA (if not the world).
Playboy is like family to me. Albeit a naked, mega rich one ... but family none the less. You just feel so safe there, I don't really know how else to describe the feeling. It is like being home, mixed with this unparalleled desire to just be free. Kinda like kicking your shoes off after a killer hike through the mountains. That level of AHHHHHHHH is riighhttt there.
I've seen a lot of things at the mansion, most of which I will take to my grave ... no worries, I'll tweet some of it out right before I take my last breath. There is an element of wanting to post all the people I saw doing all the things they were doing, but that'd be a cheap shot and defeat the purpose of the mansion in general. We all let loose. Kissing and telling afterwards would just be lame.
I will say however, I was pleasantly surprised to see an uber nerd god there, @Sacca. I just saw Chris at the #TahoeTechTalk last month, and the man all BS aside, was incredibly inspiring. I saw him standing by his table, and I kindly waited for a minute to catch his attention. I introduced myself, and 2 minutes later I was drinking Cristal with his entire crew. This dude is the shit. He's incredibly present. Not sure if he drinks the Buddhist kool-aid as well, but wow ... good energy. Yep, I got a chance to geek out over Twitter while half naked. HAHAHAHA!! Loves it. And oh yeah, Chris is a super cutie patootie. Can I just throw that out there? Yeah. His costume was effin hot.
He was laughing asking how I got invited, as it isn't exactly the norm for nerdy chicks to party at the mansion. I explained to him that I knew so and so from so and so and they invited me to this thing back in the day and now we're getting married. In life, its not who you know, its who knows you. I just can't stress that enough. As long as you're not too socially awkward, you genuinely have a good time, and you keep your mouth shut, you will be invited back! This is LA and life is reflective. If you enjoy your company chances are good a few other people will as well. Totally awesome sauce.
I didn't have a drive on, so I peaced in the middle east pretty early to head to some after parties. See, the mansion is totally bitchin but the shuttle getting back can definitely be a pain. It's just not organized, and I'm an efficiency freak. I can't handle clusterfucks. So, I left before it got crazy ... and then oddly enough wound up in Bel Air at @ChelseaHandler's new house. Dude, it was so beautiful! There was a nerdy Stickam party there ... and yeah ... more nakedness and body paint and shuttle free.
Good morning, sunshine! I then ventured onto a speak easy in Culver City ... where the night just got more insane. Like for real, god bless the uber rich. I woke up in a guest house in Malibu that I swear if their wifi wasn't locked I might have just stayed forever and ever and I doubt anyone would even notice.
Yay life, yay being alive during this blessed time where passion can truly take you anywhere you want to go. Just do what you want to do in life man. Start with, what feels good? Use that as a guide, and let the rest just fall into place.
Will edit the vid and post it tomorrow. Definitely NSFW, but definitely not something you'll want to miss. =) RAWRRRR!!!
#NerdsUnite