#HOLYSHIT: I have a Verified Twitter Account!!!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!! This isn't even OHMYGATOS worthy, but Twitter verified my account!!!!!! LOOK!!!

Do you realize what this does to a nerdy chick? Like for reals ... this is better than winning an Oscar.

HOLY SHIT!!! Who to thank ... I better not forget anyone ... OH MY GOD I can't breathe!!! Wait, I don't believe in god. So, who am I "oh my god-ing?" That brings up a good topic ... what about vocabulary now? Do they have an atheists guide to holy shitting? I feel like they should if they don't already.

Wow, that would be a pretty good seller. ORRR why not just create a website with it, and you can monetize it with ad revenue. Am I still talking?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY ACCOUNT GOT VERIFIED!!!