#NerdsUnite: I can haz funny (one nerd's journey around the comedic circuit)
<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Brandon. We started talking on the Facebook not too long ago, and lemme tell you, this guy can throw in quite the few kneeslappers in his emails. Yep, see Brandon is a comedian who is here today to tell you the real deal on what it's like being "on the circuit." I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT BRANDON!!! </editorsnote>
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @BrandonComedy
I was going to write about how awesome doing comedy is, and how often it seems that someone will offer me either drugs or sex after a show, but that can be summed up thusly: Sometimes after shows, a member of the audience will offer me sex, drugs, or both. I usually accept.
Now that that’s out of the way. I’m still in Kansas City! And I love it, the Chicago dream is being pushed back for now, but I’m making the best of my time here in KC. Also I’m in a contest! The funniest comic in KC, or some such nonsense. I generally hate comedy contests, (Sometimes I do okay in them) but due to me not really knowing anyone in KC, aside from a few comics, this one doesn’t seem so bad. I don’t feel like I’m competing against a bunch of my friends (since most of my KC comic friends are ineligible from this contest) and I think that’s why I’m more excited about this contest than I am about most. So, there’s that. If you’re in the KC area the next few Tuesdays, go to Stanford’s and tell them you’re there to see me. Then laugh, because I’m fucking hilarious.
Here are some weird bits and pieces of things that are going on in my life: I’m addicted to the Hash Brown casserole at Cracker Barrel. And alcohol. My dad wants me to graduate college soon, so I guess I’ll just go and do that. Other stuff: I used to play trumpet, and since I’ve been stuck in my parents’ house, I’ve picked that up again. It’s not great, but it’s happening. And I dig it, I think I’m recording a dubstep jazz album soon, so buy/download that. I’m out of things to say, but feel free to tweet me. I like tweeting.
Next week I will write something awesome.
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