#Fact: It only took 18 hours for me to end up looking like this ...

18 hours. I was only in Vegas for EIGHTEEN HOURS and I went from this ... 

to having this in my hair ... 

... missing my flight ... 

... AND having this conversation ... 

I partied with high class hookers, dined "behind the glass," rode in a Rolls Royce, won 6 hands of blackjack in 45 minutes, and that's only 5% of it. 

Story to come ... but those who make it out to our LIVE SHOW TONIGHT AT 8 get to hear all about it first. 

mwahahahaahahaha!! =) Evil, I know, but I genuinely have to run to my lunch with Antonio. What a wild, wild night. 

Oh look a puppy. 

#thatisall