#NerdsUnite: The Italian Job (Birthday Wing)

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#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @Redolpho

One of the said benefits of speed reading is a better holistic understanding of the text. This field report (FR) is a succinct account of a sexual encounter shepherded by me as the "wingman" for a female. Times are estimates...

The bar is closing and I have made new friends with a wide smiling bohemian sculpture and Monroe-esque singer. We exchange numbers, part ways and I am rejoined by my friend.

"I want a birthday kiss Eric."

Mind you we are the family type of best friends so this is not directed my way. I asked her what she was going to do about it and her response was less enthusiastic than was needed. A good looking gentlemen was searching for a lighter, I had one.  This was used as the opener so from here I'll move into a step by step format.

Opener: Me - "You need a lighter." He does.

Transition Statement: "How's your night going ma friend." We exchange stories of our night. (3 min)

Comfort Check: I look to my friend and give the "Do you approve" look. She approves.

Rapport building: We engage in banter and I invite him to sit on the window ledge with us. The sitting order is: me, my friend, the Italian. This order was intentional and led by my hand signal directing him where to sit. (3 minutes)

Sexual Escalation: I reply to a statement my friend makes with "That's when you need to slip it in." We all laugh and agree. I continue to bring sex up comically and reiterate the fact that it's my friends birthday. At points where I identify a commonality between them I push that thread of conversation. (3 minutes)

Isolation: I ask the Italian to introduce us to his friends. After our introduction I start a conversation with one who is a scientist. I immediately get up and leave my friend and the Italian sitting on the ledge. (10 minutes)

Forced escalation: I text my friend and tell her to close.

The Kiss: He walks with her around the corner they make out. Romantic, I know.

CLOSE close: They return and she says she's ready to go home. I ask with who. She chooses him.

Summary: Open, transition, banter/rapport build. Escalate investment and sexual tension. Isolate and close. This took less than 20 minutes.

#thatisall

If you’d like to share your stories please feel free to tweet me at @redolpho or email me at eric dot rudolph dot carrillo at gmail dot com