Fun with #OkCupid: Well this is just ... douchey

Looky looky the email I got on OKC last night ...

Flattery will get you everywhere ... but for reals, this email sparked my interest enough to check out his profile which lead me to this ...

Oh my cheese between the knees ... are you fucking kidding me?

"I'm the guy you contact at the very end of all of this above."

::yawn:: 

I very very very honestly didn't even mean to go out on 103 dates in 9 months. It happened accidentally while I was couch surfing for a year, and I genuinely didn't even think about turning it into anything until I did the 96 dates in 8 months reflection piece. (It was only after that that my branding and marketing brain kicked into overdrive and I realized I could package it.)

I have talked to countless relationship bloggers in the last year, and they have all said the same thing - dating teaches you about you. HOW IS THIS A BAD THING??

I had lived 25 years at that point confused as to why I was attracting the douchiest guys into my life, so I then set out on a mission to find someone new based not on looks or chance of meeting - but rather a mathematical algorithm. I never ever published the compatibility pre-requisite, so no one knew what was up - and in NINE MONTHS I learned more than I had in 25 years and THROUGH THAT POSTING came the attraction of my Modern Day Shaman @realityadjacent who I have worked intensely with now for almost 8 months. 

Dating as much as I have absolutely absolutely absolutely changed my life. I found a calling in taking guys in the field and helping them get the girl - and this shit is my jam. Judge all you want you judgey mcjudge-erson, but I'm so thankful every day that I was ballsy enough to even try something like that and fearlessly document my findings.

What in YOU kind sir wants to "be the guy at the end of it?" Sounds a little knight in shining armor-ish does it not?

(And FTR, I didn't allow dudes to buy me dinner. I said if you buy me a beer, I'll give you a hug.)

Abre los ojos, mi amigo.

#thatisall

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