#NerdsUnite: Tales of a Pick Up Artist (The Dark Side of Pick up, Let the force Guide me)
<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Anwar. We met in Florida last year, and it was because of him that I got to go out on a date with Steve Ward. True story - Anwar tweeted about Steve's Ustream broadcast, and that's where I asked him out. That shit cray! He's a rad mofo, and active in the pick up artist community (PUA) and wants to share his tips and tricks with you today. I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT ANWAR!! </editorsnote>
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @AJonesPUA
W-O-W! Are the only letters I could think of at the moment. I may have experienced my first actually backlash from a female since I joined the community back in 07'.
St. Patrick's Day 2012 will be forever burned into my memory as one of the greatest nights of my life. This is how night of social exploits, dancing, pictures, and flirting all came to this one phrase from the beauty I SNL'ed (Single Night Lay) which has to be my first legit pull from club to seduction Location! (Her place)
"I want to fuck you!!!"
Imagine that! Now think about the surprise I felt when it actually happened. 35 minutes after walking into a bar, talking to girls and flirting. There presented me an offer I couldn't refuse, when the first "I want to fuck you!!" was said, I had to double-check to see if I heard right. After confirmation, I took her hand and simply said, "Let's go." Was she drunk? Yes, clearly so. My place was 10mins away but I chose to drive 20 minutes to take her home.
Inside the Car
Foreplay. Foreplay. Foreplay. She was unlike anything I've dealt with before. She oozed of a slutty sexual demeanor with every lick of my fingers, she close her eyes with every moan transmitting a slight vibration through my fingers. Part of me was overwhelmed by the degree of freaky I was dealing with, the other side was thinking... "I'm going to fuck the shit out of her."
We're about 2 blocks away from her apartment pulling up to stop light. She gazes at me with the doggy dinner bowl look and rushes herself down to my pants. I grab a lock of her hair, pull back from the base and from there I went full-on Clash of the Titans Zeus voice, "Not so fast my dear... sooon, you will meet Perseus." (Yep, that's what I named it) she replies, "By the Gods." - Roleplay has been activated!!!
In the apartment
After a slight delay with getting into the gate. We finally get inside the apartment. I slide my shoes off near the door upon entry. She tosses her keys to the couch and motions to me to follow her to the bedroom. I walk in and her shorts and shirt are already off, I lean on the door to observe her for a moment. She turns to me, asking "Are you going to stand there staring or come fuck me?" I look down, laugh and smile, "You already know", as we start kissing.
The more we kissed the more my inner caveman began to take control. My hand slid up her back to the base of her neck. I wrapped fistful of hair and pulled down. Her body went limp and he arms dropped to her sides. I moved to her neck bit down and start sucking, like clockwork her legs wrapped my mine and I picked her up and threw her to the bed.
Maaan, this is so embarrassing but I have to tell you guys this. As I went to unhook my belt, my Zeus voice broke his silence, "Now, by the council of the Greek Gods... (INSERT GIRLS NAME HERE) I bestow to you, PERSEUS!!" underwear off. (I did actually say that) Since I don't want to be too crude with what happened, I'll summarize them with 3 songs.
Hit it Keith!!!
Round 2 !!!!!
Round 3 !!!
Snoooozzzzzing......
I was the first to wake up in the morning. --- Rise and Shine --- I had an idea she'd wake to my "After Sex Pancakes" but upon looking into the refrigerator I saw nothing but a gallon of water and yogurt. She wakes up about 15mins later, as I was putting on my shoes. At this point everything was cool, we were laughing and doing some mild wrestling but I realized I didn't want to wear out my welcome. I tell her to send me a FR on facebook, and I punch in my number into her phone. And ask her to join me for breakfast... She declines, we kiss and I'm out the door.
The Backlash
We texted for a couple hours afterwards. Then the communication went kinda dead... days afterwards I would text her what's up with any response. So, this past Sunday evening before I was ready to send Jen my post I received this message in my fb inbox from her.
"Listen, the reason I haven't gotten back with you is because I feel like you took advantage of me the night we met. Yes, I'm sure I was making out with you and leading you on, and I may have invited you inside, but I do not remember much of the night.
If you had enough sense to drive, then you should have had enough sense to recognize how fucked up I was. A decent guy would have gotten my number, and maybe tried to pursue something another day when I was sober, not had sex with me the first night we met. I cannot be mad at you... I am not naive, and I know there are guys out there who prey on drunk girls, and obviously you are one of those. I would appreciate, however, if you would stop contacting me. Each time you text, call, or message, I have to think about hooking up with a stranger who I really did not want to sleep with. Thanks.- St.Patty's One night Stand
P.S. The main reason I am writing this is to let you know that what you (we) did was not okay. We obviously cannot reverse the past, but I hope you will learn from this and not do it again with another woman."
Jesus! I guess this was a bitter sweet ending to a good night. I realized that they're girls who like to blame the alcohol or the guy and not let themselves be accountable for their actions. Yes, I did realize she was drunk. I rolled the dice and got snake eyes, how unlucky of me.
The right decision for myself was to sleep with her. I learned a few lessons in the process. How to lead and take advantage of opportunities when presented to you. Thought the consequences could be steep, I valued the great experience. It just sucks that she viewed me that way and I even offered her breakfast a predator wouldn't do that. I'm not going to elaborate on this too long, I'll just chalk it up to the game.
If any men or women have had a similar experience feel free to voice your opinion to me and tweet me.