#NerdsUnite: Ask That Nerdy Chick ... (how endowed is well endowed)

It is my goal for 2012 to take a lot of my weird and wonky experiences as a lifecaster and help nerdy dudes out by providing a frank (not shirley) and honest answer to some weird and potentially random questions you may have about life. 

Here are two emails I got last night that were short enough to squeeze in together ... 

 

I've been dying my hair for 7 years now. I started dying it in 2005, shortly after I moved to LA. I always wanted darker hair, so one day I spent $7 and did it. I had it dark until 2008 when I signed with a commercial modeling agency here in LA and she made me chop it off and remove all of the color.

I wasn't mad at going back to my roots, but it just wasn't me. I did however book a shit ton of work that year in Florida continuing to commercial model; I was the go to bridal and t shirt chickadee. 

and I'm still featured on Snorg's website as the Abstinence Girl and as the dinosaur chickadee.

Super fun, but again wasn't me. When I left Florida to come back to LA with the mentalist I dyed it right back and have spent the last 3 years growing it all out. Dudes, getting color out of hair btw is one of the most painful things ever. It took 7 freaking hours to get out last time. SEVEN HOURS SITTING IN A FUCKING CHAIR!!!! Do you know how hard that is for someone with such hardcore ADD?? Jeezzeeeeeee no bueno. 

Alrite next question ... 


HAHAHA yes - this guy (also from the Mentalist story. How amazing is it that you oust someone as mayor on Foursquare and then date for a few months?? OOHHH LIFE!!). 

I genuinely don't know. I've never in my life asked to measure a penis or ask a guy exactly how big he was. From my experiences, "average" has been around 4". Anything more is an added bonus, but it's honestly about the girth more than anything else. I've had really long penises that were so fucking skinny you couldn't feel shit. As a female, girth is def WAY more important than length. Genital compatibility is super super super important when it comes to dating someone, but even if you guys aren't the best "fit" for each other (literally), you can also explore toys (which for the female can be SUPER fun, and even if you are a fit also a way to enhance things sexually).  I think toys are the most fantastic thing ever, but make sure you guys go together to buy 'em and don't reuse them on different boyfriends or girlfriends - buy that shit fresh. 

Happy sexing everyone!!! And thanks for the questions!! 

Got a question? Drop me an email! JenFriel at TalkNerdyToMeLover dot com

ORRRRR you can message me on Facebook and if it's within 140 characters on the twitter!

Best of luck out there nerds!!

xoxo <3 @JenFriel

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