Fun with #OkCupid: 3 different emails ... 3 different responses
First up, if you haven't read my OKC profile - you can check it out over yonder. Might make some sense to the things guys reply to, haha. But for reals, these are all actual emails I've received recently, and my actual responses back to them. It is through this transparent experience that I hope you all can take away some knowledge on what works and what doesn't in the hopes of making your online dating experiences that much more fanschmastically awesome. YAYYYY ONLINE DATING YAYYY!!! K ... cool ... here we go ...
I'm pretty certain this person just sent this to me to get posted on the site. Congratulations, I posted on you ... moving on ...
Actual Response: None
hahaha mass appeal trend whoring. I had an android up until it got swiped at the bar a little over a week ago, now I am apple fan girl all the way. Sorry, dude ... your hardrive and my software aren't compatible. ::sigh::
This email is cute, but it doesn't come across as confident as I'd like it to. Look at his opening line, "lifecaster, no pressure here ..." - women. want. confidence. Even if you don't currently have it, fake it til' you fucking make it!! Be like, fuck yeah, I can date a lifecaster! I have nothing to hide!! BTW, we're not different than any lifestyle writers, or musicians ... the speed of my posts however are usually within 24 hours, but whatever.
Anywho, not jiving with this guy. We were only a 63% match anyway. The lack of confidence was the biggest downfall. What would have been better was him deleting the first line of the email and starting with "So, you seem ..."
THAT would have been rad.
Actual Response: None
SPEAKING OF CONFIDENCE!! FUCK YEAH!!! Look at this email!! The very next one ... this guy OOOZZZEESSSSS confidence, and that my nerdy lovers, is a friggen panty dropper. I can tell he actually read my profile, and isn't just cutting and pasting - he states very clearly what his passions are and how they are directly in line with mine.
WELL FREAKING DONE!!! THIS IS THE EMAIL I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!
Actual Response: Hey dude, thanks for the response! Still single, yep!
There ya go nerderinos. Best of luck out there!!!
#love
