Fun with #OkCupid: 3 different emails ... 3 different responses
First up, if you haven't read my OKC profile - you can check it out over yonder. Might make some sense to the things guys reply to, haha. But for reals, these are all actual emails I've received recently, and my actual responses back to them. It is through this transparent experience that I hope you all can take away some knowledge on what works and what doesn't in the hopes of making your online dating experiences that much more fanschmastically awesome. YAYYYY ONLINE DATING YAYYY!!! K ... cool ... here we go ...
It's OKC not Adult Friend Finder, dude. Even more hilarious though, this came from a fake account ... check out what this guy's actual profile said ...
Really dude, really? If your answers had been more clever I might have shown you the top of my left boob ... but now, you get nothing. NO BOOB FOR YOU!!!
Actual Response: None
You're taking a chance by asking a girl out on a dating website? Wait, I'm confused isn't that the entire purpose of online dating? That's like me congratulating myself for waking up this morning and walking down the street - I TOTALLY could have been hit by a bus or an asteroid, but no - I took a chance ... and WALKED. Makes no sense. Build up your confidence, man! There is nothing more unattractive than getting an email like this as a female. You're the dude! Be strong - want something? Go and fucking GET IT!!!
What would have worked better in this email is if he had asked me to elaborate on ONE single detail in my profile.
Ex: I see you're a Big Lebowski fan, have you ever seen Brain Donors?
That would have worked, and that I would have actually responded to - but the first email? Oh fuck no.
Actual Response: None
What am I supposed to say to this, yes? What part of laying by a pool all day sounds appealing to someone like me? At least mention if they have wifi - but the rest ... meh.
Actual Response: None
Oh dear god I don't know how much more of the single life I can take, it's rough out there ... so, so, rough.