Fun with #OkCupid: 3 different emails ... 3 different responses

First up, if you haven't read my OKC profile - you can check it out over yonder. Might make some sense to the things guys reply to, haha. But for reals, these are all actual emails I've received recently, and my actual responses back to them. It is through this transparent experience that I hope you all can take away some knowledge on what works and what doesn't in the hopes of making your online dating experiences that much more fanschmastically awesome. YAYYYY ONLINE DATING YAYYY!!! K ... cool ... here we go ...

I don't understand guys that message me with things like this. I normally don't get fuck - but I do get "hey I'm not trying to hit on you, but ..." what the fuck?!?! Then why else am I here?!?!? 

Women are on an online dating site LOOKING to be picked up and LOOKING to be talked to. Grow a pair of balls and say hello. 

This guy is a total smartass, which I'm personally not mad at - but had he just taken that bit out, it would have worked. 

Ex: You seem to be mildly interesting, and dare I say intelligent? 

Boom - just like that. Depending on our compatibility percentage, and how cute I thought your default pic was - I might have actually clicked your profile and then if I liked what I saw, even messaged you back! 

Starting off with something like this though shows a lack of confidence. I heart confident guys ... so this is no bueno. 

Actual response: None

 

I'm pretty certain this message just came from someone that wanted to see if they'd appear on this site from it. Congrats, you succeeded. Moving on ... 

Dudes, don't hate on other chicks on OKC to a girl; it's so freaking tacky and says nothing about them and everything about you. I don't care about other chicks on OKC - I just hope they ALL find what they are looking for ... life is too short man. Don't be a dick, and don't be a douche. Complimenting me while ripping on others is never kosher for passover. 

Actual response: None 

There ya go nerderinos. Best of luck out there!!!

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