#Adventures in Adventuring: I'm going to court, bitch!

Guess what I got in the mail today nerderinos ... a nerdy little love note from the City of Los Angeles regarding my attack last week on Sunset Blvd. 

You know ... the one where the fucker left me looking like this ... 

WHO DOES THIS TO A GIRL?!?!?! I mean SERIOUSLY!!!! 

Either way ... this is what they sent me ... 

Looks like I'm going to court now, beyotch. 

I gotta admit I do feel better at least knowing this guy's name now. My dad is a corporate lawyer and has access to some pretty gnarly shit in tracking people down - so I'm hoping that he can also provide me with a picture. It's incredibly scary that I not only had no idea I was even hit (I only felt my own brain hit my skull), but obviously I have no idea what this guy looks like. It was a random attack, so I know he had no idea who I was - but this shit is scary not knowing if he got out of jail, or if he is behind me at the grocery store. 

But yeah, this feels GREAT!!! I'm still INCREDIBLY tired, but getting as much work done as I can, and I'm going to see the shaman this afternoon - oh and oh oh oh, I have a super hot date tonight. (Met that dude while I was conducting exposure therapy trying to get over the attack.) I'm definitely keeping to my normal schedule, but obviously resting at the same time. Concussions are super scary, you PHYSICALLY look okay (well, minus staples being in my head) but you're emotionally out to freaking lunch! 

Again, I would not wish this on my worst enemy. 

One bite of the elephant at a time though - and it looks like I will be giving you all step by step detail of what this experience will be like. Ain't lifecasting grand?? 

Whoop whoop! 

Now excuse please, but I have some googling to do ... 

YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU SICK SICK SICK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! 

#kthxbye

here's the post on what happened

and here's a video I did just hours after the attack. I utilized social media to help me stay conscious and to also test how "with it" I actually was.