#YayLife: I'm headed to the @Playboy Mansion (and will be live tweeting!!)

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Hi nerds, 

It is I again, and right now I am prepping for Hef's Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion. 

I'm pretty stoked, btw, this is my favorite party of the year. The haunted mansion is REDIC (they fly this duderino in from Russia), and they always have tarot card readers and other shiznat going on. 

Best party of the year - hands down. 

Click here to read about last year's party

I was going to go with a date this time round, but rather than go with a guy I'm only slightly into I decided to just go solo - as usual. 

Le sigh. 

Shiny things, shiny happy people. This is supposed to make you happy right? 

This shit sucks man. I've already gone swimming naked in the grotto!!!! How many more things on my list do I have to check off before I finally meet some dude that I'm into?? Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I'm sick of being single. (Time to get more aggressive on DMS!!)

Anywho, enough bitching ... I'm just stoked to see so many of the friends I don't get to see during the year. (This is my 6th year going, and because I'm always solo I end up walking away with 50 new friends.) 

I'll post the pic of my costume in a bit, but in the meantime get yo' get yo' get yo' own freak on to some Halloween tunes, and have a safe and very very very wonderful Saturday before Halloween everyone!! 

Oh look a cat ... 

xoxo, your mom 

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