#FUCKYOU: GUY WHO JUST ATTACKED ME ON SUNSET BLVD

Was walking to a show at Meltdown Comics en route back from picking up a Star Wars tumbler for our first live stage show tomorrow ... and I got attacked pretty viciously. 

Just got back from the hospital, but am now the proud owner of these bad boys ... 

I very literally felt my brain hit my skull. 

Never ever ever experienced anything like it. 

BUUUUTTTTTTT I was taken first into the ER, and am now safe back in my apartment listening to Chumbawumba. 

You knocked me down you MOTHER FUCKER but citizens of Los Angeles chased your ass, you are now in jail - AND YOU ARE NEVER KEEPING THIS NERD DOWN!!! 

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

Story in the morning. Excuse me while I continue shouting this song from the top of my lungs ... 

#thatisall

Mom, Dad, and Michael -  I am safe and I love you. 

and thank you for all the tweets, comments, texts, calls. I'm not ready to talk. Gimme til morning. IM FUCKING STEAMING!!!!!