Dear #Nerds: Want to get that chick at the bar? Get. On. Twitter.

Jan 21

Dear nerds,

I feel like everyone that reads this website will get it, but incase I am missing a few ... when it comes to meeting someone at a bar, please for the love of all things holy GET. A. TWITTER. ACCOUNT.

I just went out after Shabbat dinner tonight with a bunch of girls from this site, and the SECOND the dudes asked for my number I said, oh I don't actually text people anymore - but follow me on twitter ... and the dudes that didn't have one not only did not get a number but they got a huge, are you for REAL in their face???

Social media has changed dating IRL (in real life). Whether you use online dating or anything in between - social media is a form of communication. Get off your ass, and had ANY guy tonight actually used fucking twitter I might have been turned on enough to take one home.

But alas, now - here I be.

Actually I take that back. Because of the Modern Day Shaman @realityadjacent, and my new dating coach @datingcoachb, for the next 30 days, I'm supposed to stay kosher for passover in that department - but you get the idea.

Did I mention that I am a Buddhist/ Athiest - and not Jewish? Crazy how growing up in an all Jewish town would translate to LA. BAAHHHH!!!

Oh and the fact that THIS MANY DUDES are not into social media is a commodity. Be the guy that has a twitter account!! Chicks are waiting for you!!!! BE THAT GUY!!!