#NerdsUnite: Chivalry Standards in a Long Term Relationship
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#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Brian Freedman
Typically, as shown by this 3-year long scientific study I drew in 5 seconds, during the first 6 months upwards of a year into a relationship, a man happily opens doors, pulls out chairs and listens to his girlfriend complain about that co-worker who’s totally jealous of her because she’s a stupid slut. But, after that first anniversary, the average man can’t keep up that level of kindness. Let’s be real - he started doing all that just so he can enjoy a heavy helping of tight vagina. Since he’s already wooed her, what’s the point? She’ll still give it up, even if it’s not as great as it used to be or happens as often because she has needs too, and that’s all that matters.
Now let’s assume a man actually cares about his girl and the relationship for one second. 
A little fun fact: 10 out of 10 women love receiving flowers or at the very least a text, for no reason. Which, in turn, will get a man more quality love and sexy time (Source: Ask any woman). Women love to know their man is thinking about them. It shows her that he truly loves her and shows her that she is special. Just as much as men love thinking about their women...wearing a maid’s outfit dusting their PS3s and Call of Duty.
Instead of easing up on the chivalry, men need to step it up even further. It‘s both the man and woman’s duty to be the best they can to the other person. Here are some ways for a man to continue to show her the respect and love she deserves.
How To Keep Her Wet
- Cook her favorite dinner Friday night
- Go out and have a fun date night that leads to only making out (yes, just like back in High School)
- Put the kids to bed all by yourself!
- Trim your pubes for god sakes. You’re not Tarzan. She ain’t Jane. So trim that Jungle before someone gets yellow fever
- Take out the trash and/or do the dishes for once. Seriously, nothing will make her happier.
Men can get tired and think they’re done being a “gentleman,” but remember the Golden Rule, “treat others as you want to be treated.” Men need to reassess how they treat their woman, but not on what courtesies they can stop doing, but what men should incorporate to make their girlfriends/wives happier.
With a little bit of effort, men can easily relieve stress for his partner so that she is not only happier for herself, but happier in the relationship. Men shouldn’t be surprised if she gives him more leeway in pointless arguments and won’t complain as much. If respecting her for the sake of being kind wasn’t a good enough reason, easier, shorter arguments should be an invaluable incentive.
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