#Fact: A "bugaboo" has now become irrelevant
Ladies, I have disappointing news for you.
Due to the natural technological evolutionary trajectory - all words from the song "bugaboo" that describe the male of that same name have become irrelevant.
Seriously ... read HOW many tech references there are, and how few of them are still relevant.
You make me wanna throw my pager out the window.
Pager?? Ask a 10 year old kid what a pager is and see if they know. BOOM. IRRELEVANT.
Tell Mci To Cut The Phone Calls
Do people even understand the MCI reference anymore?? I think we had MCI like back ... back ... back ... in the day growing up. Here's a refresher per wiki:
MCI, Inc. is an American telecommunications subsidiary of Verizon Communications that is headquartered in Ashburn, unincorporated Loudoun County, Virginia. The corporation was originally formed as a result of the merger of WorldCom (formerly known as LDDS followed by LDDS WorldCom) and MCI Communications, and used the name MCI WorldCom followed by WorldCom before taking its final name on April 12, 2003 as part of the corporation's emergence from bankruptcy. The company formerly traded on NASDAQ under the symbols "WCOM" (pre-bankruptcy) and "MCIP" (post-bankruptcy). The corporation was purchased by Verizon Communications with the deal closing on January 6, 2006,[1] and is now identified as that company's Verizon Business division with the local residential divisions slowly integrated into local Verizon subsidiaries.
Have to wiki something to clarify for other people that something even existed?? DEFINITELY irrelevant
I Wanna Put Your Number On The Call Block
I guess technically speaking we still do have call block. You can call the phone company and block someone's number still, can't you? Hmmmm must google.
Have Aol Make My E Mails Stop
Dude, AOL? Omg, they are the poster child for irrelevance. Seriously, the only email address that might be slightly worse than an AOL addy would be one from Juno. Juno is SLIIIGHHHTTLLLLYYY worse. What's that? Oh, I'm sorry - I can't hear you over the sound of my dial up in the background. Thank GOODNESS I have all of these extra local numbers in cue. WHEEWWWW!!! AOL = IRRELEVANT
Here ... have a listen for yourself if you don't believe me. I just warn you, keep tissues handy. Yep, we are getting old. BAHHHHHHHH!!!
#QuietTimeJenJen
