#WTF: One night with sodomy ...

Sep 18

OMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG nerds, thank you so. so. so. so. so. so. so. SO. much for making my life last night. Seriously!! After 30 days of traveling you guys sent me off with a bang ... look at this face ...

Now THAT is the face of someone who had a really fucking good time!!

HAHA!! Omg omg omg you guys, funniest thing happened to me in the bathroom last night. <tangent> I actually want to start a section on this site based on all the weird shit women say to me in the bathroom. I'm not even kidding, all women get this - but I am a TOTAL people magnet ... I get it times like 100. Pretty much anytime I use the restroom I will have a story from someone telling me something epic. </tangent>

That being said, I'm at Sine, and go to use the restroom, and as I am freshening up my make up to not look too sch-wasted, these 3 women next to me start taking pictures of themselves in the bathroom.

They were looking cute, and clearly had good lighting - ladies, I think we can all understand what that is like.

Either way, I wasn't paying attention to what they were saying, but as the only other chica in the bathroom I turn to them and say, awwww that's so cute.

One of the girls turns to me and goes, sodomy?

COMPLETELY caught off guard at that point (and slightly buzzed), I go - excuse me?

Sodomy!!!!

I start laughing now realizing that yep, that's what she said. They then start talking about sodomy in a way too rather of fact manner. I then high five-d the ladies and I snuck past them to walk out the door.

Laughing my ass off, I skip back to the table.

I turn to @thekerp and @ashleycrowl and go OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! You guys are not going to believe what just happened in the bathroom - I just discussed sodomy.

They both shoot me this look - no way.

I just came back from the bathroom - no one was in there, said Ashley.

Dudes, I know right! I was in there for like .25 seconds and these three women just RANDOMLY busted out with a conversation on sodomy.

The Kerp chimes in, your words or theirs?

THEIRS!!! I exclaim!!!!

These kinda things don't really happen in Arlington, VA Jen.

I know right!! Totally not making this up though.

We all shared a laugh - and I turned to twitter.

There's always one ...

Anywho, so after I tweeted that, a couple more minutes went by, and the girls still hadn't emerged from the bathroom. Awww peppermint patty, I had wanted to show them to you guys.

Then, as if they heard me - they walk out of the bathroom and out the door literally right next to where we were sitting.

I went to go high five one of the girls again, and her friend turns and screams in the middle of the bar ... SODOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I turn to Kerp and Ashley and say, I didn't pay them to do that.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAh

Ah-Maz-Ing.

I didn't get pics with everyone ... but look at these faces ... fun. is. being. had.

Those are some happy fucking nerds right there!!! Whoop whoop!

Why are pics always taken at the end of the night when the only documentation is that we were all sch-wasted!!

Must remedy!!

Seriously though - one of the greatest nights I have had on this entire trip. For reals man, all that teaches me about the east coast is when you stop fitting in with the people around you - start your own effin' party!!! I can't fit in anywhere, but with us nerdy folk uniting - I can CERTAINLY rally the troops.

From the depths of my soul, thank you. Thank you. Thank you TNTML for an AMAZING night!!!

What a way to end 30 days of traveling you make me all so. so. so. so. so. proud of this community!! THANK YOU!!!

5 hours til I head to the airport to go back home to LA. I only have one more thing left to say ...

HIT IT EDDIE MONEY!!!