#CuteBoyStarbucks: This is what I am looking at ...

HAHA I am getting more and more brazen in my years as a lifecaster. Crashing things, walking into a room like you own the place - whatevs, anyone with enough confidence can do that shit. Sitting LITERALLY across from someone, putting a phone up DIRECTLY in their face and not have them, or the people around you (I am sitting at a community work space table) know what is going on ... that shit takes balls. I am proud of my nerdy little self, haha - but even MORE proud to show you the deliciousness that is currently touching my macbook pro ...

Like literally. I cannot date a PC user. Like 100% ... at all. If we're gonna make hot sweet nook nook your hardware and my software have to be compatible. For izzles!! Plus, I think it says a lot about a person what kind of computer they have. EXCEPT of course if the duderino is a big gamer - we all know those are PC duderinos. So whatevs, there are exceptions to every rule.

But omg omg omg omg ... he's so young, but so yummy ... and we're so compatible ... I ... I ... don't know what to do.

See, I'm totally stuck between a rock and a not so hard place here, because if I approach him - it's role reversal and I bore easily with dudes that I approach. Seriously, hence why I dated such douchey dudes in my early 20s - because they were the only ones that fucking approached.

I rock vans ... will more likely than not have beef jerky stuck in my teeth at any given moment. I mean, what the fuck can I do to make myself more approachable?? For reals - I'm totally not trying to bitch and moan with pretty girl problems, I am legitimately trying to increase my odds here. I have super inviting, warm, energy - but my guy friends tell me ALL the time that they wouldn't DARE ever approach me at a bar!!! What's a girl to do?? Remain singe forever??? I REFUSE!! REFUSE, I SAY!!!

Suggestions?

#nerdsunite

PS. Blond chickadee next to me just realized what I was doing and smiled - hahahahaahaha