#NoteToSelf: Do not watch this movie when hating your love life
OMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG I just made the mistake of watching The Bodyguard on Netflix. Like seriously - it's streaming ... those fuckers. How dare they ... and I mean DARE they stream a movie like this!!! Seriously, I am such an idiot. I am a bundle of tears right now!!!
This movie should come with a warning label.
Actually come to think of it, I don't think I've ever watched the entire thing all the way through. I have super hardcore ADD, and I have a LOT of trouble sitting through movies. For REALS!!!
I'm alrite if I'm in a theater, but even this tonight took me like 4 hours to get through after having to stop and do jumping jacks, or play on Facebook ... you guys know the drill.
I'm excited for my trips all around the east coast starting this Friday, but sad at the same time because it means I can't date. Well, I take that back ... I am going to TRY to use the new location integrated OKC app, but it's not going to lead anywhere. What, I get like a date or two with a dude, and then what? Head back to LA?
I want romance god damnit. I want Frank!!!!!! and HOLY FUCK was Kevin Costner HOT in this movie.
HOOOSSEEE ME DOWWNNN!!!
There has to be a balance to my nomadic lifestyle and finding some dude ... somewhere ... that leads an equally nutty life. I am an optimist!!!!! Well, who am I kidding - I am a realist, but I really do believe that anything in life is just a numbers game. Throw x amount of anything to the universe, you will get a return. It may not be great, but that one kiss, and that one touch that gives you chills and butterflies make it all worth while.
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Fuck me in the goat ass.
On the bright side of things, I didn't wake up alone this morning. I'm not saying it was gratifying in the romance department, but in the some some give me fun side of things ... he got the job done.
Times three! =) =) =)
Fornication Under Consent of the King buddies FTW!!!!
#kthxbye
"Well I ain't nobody's angel, what can I say?
I'm just that way."
RAWWRR!!!
PS. When he came over last night, I suggested watching porn as I thought that would be super hot. We started making out, and mind you - it's been like a month since we've actually boned. It got so hot and heavy so quickly that he goes, just turn anything on ... I accidentally clicked grandma lesbian porn. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will never be able to look at grandmas the same way again.
Fail. BIG BIG BIG fail.
