Fun with #OkCupid: Called OUT! Generic Sch-meric!

HAHAHAH!! Dudes, I totes just caught a generic email sent to me on OKC!! Here looky looky ...

 

The third photo is cool, right? What is the third photo on my page???

It's me spinning the wheel on the Price is Right back in 2005.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA seriously?!?!?! Where did I take it????

Ah-mazing!

But for reals guys ... do not. do not. do NOT. send out generic cut and pasted messages on OKC. I get a LOT of them, and I loathe it. No matter what women have the upper hand when it comes to online dating, we can't help it - there are more of you. Especially when it comes to OKC though, if you REALLY want to meet some chicas you HAVE TO GET SPECIFIC!!!!!!! Guys that comment on my profile directly, or on a picture will almost always get a response. Me meeting them boils down to compatibility and general attraction however. But for reals ... don't be a douchey mcdouchster - stop cutting and pasting.

Mamas no likeys.

#thatisall

I'm no longer conducting my OKC social experiment, but you can read my thesis on 103 dates here and send me a message if you wanna say howdy. I only bite if you ask ... which can be hot. Like super hot. Like holy fuck, I kinda need to go now. *sigh*


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