#Adventures in Adventuring: My arm was lit on fire
AHHH!!! DUDES!!! Totally not kidding. I, of course, asked for someone to take a picture ...
Um yeah.
Dude, my arm is SOOOOOOOOOO bruised from my 2 hour, moved the bed 3 feet, sponsored by Effing Gear, sex session last weekend with the International Badass (click here to read more) - and it was funny, Friday, I said to my roomie, I had this SUPPERRRR gnarly bruise on my arm from last weekend. I showed her, and freaked ... and I said yeah, I kinda don't wanna post about it on the site. Some things are just better left unsaid.
Cue 12 hours later, I'm sitting at lunch during the StyleLife Neil Strauss event (AH-MAZING BTW!!!! One of the BEST nights of my life!! More to come later ...), and this dude offers to show us how he can light someone's arm on fire as a seduction technique.
My friends and fellow wing chica Nicole, and organizer/ head wing girl Marni said OHHH HELLLL NO!!!
He then turns and says, what about adventure girl over there?
Who, me? Or @adventuregirl on twitter?!?!?!? omg is she here!?!?!!?
Yeah, way to be a fucking nerd, Jen.
You game? He said.
Alrite! Let's give it a whirl!
The girls look at me flabbergasted.
He then took out alcohol on this little stick thing and explained that fire on the arm for 1 second can be sexy ... as he lights the flame, places it on the alcohol and then immediately puts it out with his hand.
2 seconds can tease ...
... as he lights the flame, places it on the alcohol and then 2 seconds later puts it out with his hand.
3 seconds can be hot ...
... as he lights the flame, places it on the alcohol and then 3 seconds later puts it out with his hand.
BAM! That was it! I couldn't look at the fire on my arm while he was doing it out of fear of some irrational reaction that could have caused something freaky to happen. I stayed alarmingly calm, although I was turned on after. So. So. So. Hot. Kinda felt like hot wax. Didn't burn at all. And the girls were so impressed with my reaction, Marni offered to try next ...
Yep, those are flames on her arm.
And yep, I was trying not to tell you all how badly I got sex bruised last weekend, and then I decided to just light the arm on fire.
Amazing.
SOOOOOO much fun!!! OOOOOOHHHHH LIFE!! You're fucking fabulous.
Gotta jet to the Summit Series brunch - but expect a post either tonight or tomorrow. I sincerely had the BEST night of my life. Faith has been renewed in men 100%