Introducing ... #NotUrLoverGirl - Just one lost angel's little journey to find her lover!!
#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @ShinaRae
LA dating is a horse of a different color.... It's ever changing, and while you may sometimes get a nice ride, it's a wild beast that is unlike any other.I'm fresh meat to this beast, in the biggest of small towns, and it seems like everyone can smell my warm blood. Is it possible to make it out of LA dating alive?? (or at least without a kid or std???)
Now honestly, I'm an intelligent woman, but out here you really need your sniffer on b/c there's a LOT of shit to step around, knowhatImsayin??
While out in WeHo my homegirl Alison & I met up with the lovely Ms TalkNerdyToMeLover herself, Jen, and commiserated over beers about blogs & of course boys..... .....after which we went & met some. You can read about that here.
If you can't tell from this rockin' blog, Jen stays busy. She seems to be working on about 50 projects at once, and it's inspiring. I'm surprised she has time to do 103 dates in 9mos. Personally, I'm out here to work. Not here to find a man, woman, relationship, fling or anything of the nature. I'm busy nursing my own stupid </3 right now, so I figure I'll focus on something that actually helps me instead of hurts me. But alas this blog does talk a lot about modern dating et al, and since I really can't go anywhere with out someone trying to pick me up, I've decided to document what all the guys who try to fuck me, (let's be real here, most of you aren't truly out here looking for real-ationships) will do for the <3 of the punan.
While we're on this journey together, I'll dismiss a lot of boys (not men), and they will likely fall into one of 3 categories FREAK, FLAKE or FAKE.
I'm pretty curious to see if any men out here actually have what it takes to make me give up my California virginity.
* Side note: A few years ago I lived here for a while, right around the time the Pick Up Artist (a show based on one of my favourite books 'The Game" by Neil Strauss) had just come out. Everywhere it was dudes dressed Extra Ghey, *rhinestones, poofy hats, eyeliner, etc. etc. Whatever they could do to stand out, and draw attention, you know, peacocking. It's Effing Hilarious! And some girls actually fall for it, but you know what they say... Rhinestones are a whore's best friend, right?
Anywho, I'm looking for that person who can keep my interest long enough to get to the point where they give me a 4 minute orgasm, or 4 orgasms, or more, or..... I'm getting distracted here. Sorry. I'm totes horny already, BUT I'm suuuuuuuper picky, and I just don't know if any of the guys out here can cut it. Literally and Figuratively. But I'm always up for a challenge. So lezzzzzz GO!
Oh geez I hope this doesn't turn into a blog about my new found chastity! lol