#FileUnder: How is this my life ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! omg omg omg ... looky looky the IM I just got on Facebook chat ...

HAHAHAHAAHAHA seriously??? Seriously??? When did Facebook become adult friend finder? Alrite, keep it real ... keep it real ... I do talk about sex a lot - but it's just part of the story that I'm telling. I actually don't think I have any more sex than any other 20 something in LA. Actually, what gets the most activity is my dildo, WHICH btw - ladies everywhere ... it's this thing called a "wall banger" (runs approx $30 here in LA) and it will change your life. It has a suction cup on the end and a built in vibrator ... it's hands free. That is all that I will say about that. (Here's mine - not an affiliate link or anything btw. But it's cheap and OMMMGGGGGGGGGGG the greatest thing on this PLANET)

#OFFiGO ... Literally ... mwahahaha

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