Fun with #OkCupid: Dude, date 100 ... did that really just happen?
Omg omg omg omg omgggg I just had the worst OKC date. Like the worst.
Alrite, I won't say the worst out of all the 100 I have been on - because, good lord there have been a lot of bad ones, but this one was just the most socially awkward out of them all.
Met up with this dude tonight at The Dime - didn't even Foursquare checkin, cause he got there before I did - didn't want to be rude, and be on my phone ... and dude, this kid was just weird. Like weird weird.
We were an 87% match, 87% friend, and 7% enemy on OKC - but his pictures were kickin and this dude was cute. That honestly should have been my biggest sign that this prolly wasn't a good idea. I don't date cute. Cute does nothing for me. In my current OKC experiment, the dudes that I have hit it off with are quirky at best. They are uniquely unique in their own bit of awesomeness. There is no type, there is no theme other than the fact they each owned their shit and rocked whatever it was that they had to rock.
This kid looked like he walked out of an Abercrombie ad. UUGHHHHH no bueno. Commercially attractive people are alarmingly uninteresting, as they've never had anything other than their looks to get them by in life. He was way more attractive IRL than in his pictures.
He's studying law at UCLA, but he's one of those super super super book smart people, but socially just not there. I'm not book smart - at all. Dude, I didn't even bring a calculator to my SATs - academics never did anything for me. All I did was learn how to hustle the system to get the grade that I needed to not only graduate early, but with honors. I didn't actually absorb anything. Everything that I learned, I learned through my travels and through just talking to people. This kid was just uncomfortable in his own skin.
Dude, even down to the beer he ordered. Again, I got there 5 mins after him, so he ordered me a PBR, and he goes - this is only my second time having a PBR, I dunno how I feel about it. It's like, then why order it???
OMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG and we talked tech, and he was just out to lunch ... and THEN! Oh yes, and THEN!!!! He goes, what does your necklace say? I go, oh! It's #nerdsunite, our official hashtag on twitter. I was like its super cute, I love it.
He goes, well I dunno about cute. It's a bit too blingy for my taste. Really, did that just come out of your mouth? OMG OMG OMG OMG!! This site is my life - twitter is my thing. I would KILL someone for less. Did you straight up just knock my brand??? Thank GOOODDD he said he had an early class at that point, because I was literally about to excuse myself and not return. HAHA! I cannot believe I was just about to walk out on a date. That is not my style. Tolerance and patience are everything to me - I think you can learn so much just by sitting with people and asking them things. UGHHHHHHH!!!!
WTF OKCUPID!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! How was that an EIGHTY SEVEN PERCENT MATCH!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Lesson learned: New qualifying question for each date is, what kind of phone do you have?
#UGH!!!!!
Live in LA and wanna date me? Hit me up on OKC over yonder!
Pretty please ... like with a cherry on top ... cause like, I'll make it worth your while. I swear, just ask your brother.
OMG OMG OMG PS. ANNNDDDD he asked me, why I would even bother to have an ipod and a smartphone?!?! I was like what?! Seriously?!?! I was like I have different ipods for different things. I was like my smartphone is more for streaming music, I don't download music onto it - my ipods are my life. I always listen to music, just depends on the music that is stored on each one.
Must. Clear. Cache.