Finally!!!! An honest response to one of my #OkCupid dates!
Alrite, so last night I went out on another OKC date. Posted about it over yonder - and actually, I was pleasantly surprised this morning when I saw an ENTTIIIRRRREEEEE post in the comment section. Like seriously - entire post!
I've wanted an honest reaction out of the guys I've gone out with more for my own sick and twisted perverse pleasure to find truth and document ... but the problem is, is dudes will either read what I have to say, get offended and just go off - (*bangs hands on chest* male ego hurt. male react with ARRGHHHH!!!) ORRRR they will continually look for a way to get in my pants, not want to "spoil" anything, and not be honest at all.
If I'm a bitch, tell me I'm a bitch. I wear big girl pants, I can handle it. I'm again just more curious in finding ways to document life experiences in the most honest way possible.
ALLLLLL that being said, here's the post from Hank Scorpio!
FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
Thank you, Hank! Seriously - THAT'S what I've been looking for.
In all seriousness though, I literally had one of the most insane days ever yesterday. Processing all this paperwork, on the phone with lawyers, conference calls to new biz peeps - it's been fucking BAT SHIT! But, I realized I had a few hours off for the evening, and thought why not!
Major suckage on being late. Dude, I am totally never ever mclever that person. Being on foot sucks when you forget something back at the house. It was that dreaded NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I really liked Hank as a person. I was incredibly incredibly incredibly flattered at his persistence and his raw genuine nature certainly came across in the emails - but when it comes to someone I am attracted to, they have to OWN IT. I don't possess the vocabulary to properly articulate it - it's a feeling, and its an instant switch to me being turned on. For reals.
Seriously though, Hank - thanks so much dude. I could not have felt like more of an ass for being late, and THEN having to go to that concert - but seriously, you're an incredible human being. Like straight up - it's crazy. I just wanna shake you, and say let it out baby!!!! Go have some FUN!!!!!! Sounds like with some of you're stories you're almost there - just let it out!!! Life's too fabulous to not be enjoyed in every sense and orphus we have. Wait, did I say orphus? hahaha - dude that just presented a mental picture I did not want. HAHAHA!!!
#rawr
