Fun with #OkCupid: 25% sweet - 75% creepy

Looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...

PPPFFFTTTT - naw man, not creepy at all.

*footsteps heard running downstairs*

*door opens*

*door closes*

*footsteps heard running to car*

*car door opens*

*car door shuts*

*engine starts*

*tires screech*

HAHA!! I loved the #BJDiet. It wasn't hard at all.

oh the "that's what she saids" ... pun after pun, its never done!

Dude, I was just stoked to have some sort of grocery something for a month. Swallowing a ton of Benefiber was the least pleasant part about it - but Jeds Jerky sent me like 20 different flavors. Wasn't bad at all! For reals!

But thank you ... that was incredibly sweet of you. And creepy. Alrite, 25%/ 75% creepy.

So yeah - I'm single and looking to mingle. Live in LA and wanna date? Check out my OKC profile over yonder! And uh, let's get it on.

#rawr