#WTF: About this weekend ... Can I get a rundown?
#nowplaying: Lykke Li - Get Some
One would think at this point unexpectedly weird weekends would have a level of expectedness to them ... but oh no. Life is awesome like that, hahaha!!! When you think you know, you have no idea. HOLLLAAAAAA!!!
Alrite - started off on Friday. First up, got these SUPPPPEERRRRR cute feathers put in my hair. These things are rad, and I'm going to do an entire post on said radness tomorrow. Cause seriously, they're gonna be a trend. I can feel it ... it's completing me in a way that I didn't know I needed completing. Crazy awesome when that happens, and is pretty rare. These things are totally happening, and require an entire post.
THENNNNNNNN ... I took my newly feathered self to kick it with @DustyCPollyD. Polly got her new spirithood ... haha looky looky what she got ...
Dude, she is such a nasty rabbit. HAHAHAAHA!! OMGGGGGG and she totes busts out with The Creep on dudes but with a spirithood on, it takes it to a whole new level. WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!!! HAHAHA
We roll into the Roxy and the party was JUMPIIINN!!! The roof was on fire.
No. Literally. The roof was on FIRE!
Didn't really ever figure out what happened, or why but we were just happy to make some new friends!!
MMMMMMMM FIIIRRREEEEEFIGGGHHHTTERRRSSSSSS!!!
Such. Nice. Hoses.
Dude, totally bumped into @likesgoyboys and @absolute420jen OH ANDDDD my friend James who bought me a sandwich one time in San Fran! Seriously ... super nice human being. Thanks for the nom noms!
Polly and I had some serious heart to hearts about life and boys ... but mostly boys. Dipped into an after hours for .25 seconds then peaced in the middle east. Seriously, we were two of the most fabulous people walking down Sunset (imho) ... hahahahaha!!
Then, I spent the night at her place ... especially since like, I thought I was meeting a boy out, and who knows where that would have ended up. I was emotionally unprepared to go back to the apartment. I kept my composure, I was a cool lil' cucumber ... but I was also just so blah. Plus dude, Polly has a California King sized bed. I can roll over in that thing 3 times and not know she is there. It kinda makes my life - not gonna lie. I will always look for an excuse to crash there, hahaha!!!
THENNNNNNNNNN ... last night, I went to this producer's birthday/ art showing gallery thing in Beverly Hills.
Me and Beverly Hills do not mesh - like at all. I am a hustler, not a hob nobber. I don't "do" polite conversation. People go to parties like these to talk about themselves, versus actually wanting to interact with other people. I am a social creature just by nature, but parties like this miff my muffin.
I was a model for years and years and years and years. I've been fascinated in talking to agents about the social media revolution since it squashed print advertising - where the hell are the cover models gonna go if the covers are gone?
I was asking him a bunch of questions about his agency, and twitter, and personal brands. The dude looked at me like I had 6 heads. No literally. Like I sprung each one right there.
I was like, well as an agent why don't you bring in a social media person to help build these model's personal brands and then take a percentage off of that since the emphasis on personal brands has never been greater. He then told me about this one deal he had where he got X from X and doesn't need any of that. I said, yeah but dude, that was ONE deal - this is the future. How can you ignore something like this?
FTR, I am partially socially awkward at parties. I can't not talk about what is happening in life right now. It's too amazing of a time to be alive, so I don't care who you are ... I am going to ask a shit ton of questions about whatever it is that you do, so I can understand and potentially help peeps out.
He didn't care. I half expected him to start busting out with this song ...
That dude did not like me. At all. He's like is that your natural hair color? Are those REALLY your eyes? Your teeth - they are so white and straight ... how long were you in braces. Oh, and your spirithood is dirty. I just laughed, man. It's not my intention to bruise someone's ego, I'm just naturally inquisitive and passionate.
THENNNNNNN the smallest human being I have ever seen height-wise walked by. Dude, it was Cheri Oteri!
I LOOOVVEEE CHERI OTERI!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
Like seriously? That happened ...
Well, maybe not quite. I kept it cool ... she's a fiery lil thang! Whoop! Whoop!
Dude, it was such a weird party - but I was happy to have met like the COOLEST CHICK EVERRRRR!
SUPPPERRRRRRR smart girl. Like really really really smart. Girl is like WOOAH!!
Interesting evening to top off a very interesting weekend. Stoked to have some new twitter buds and Facebook friends - outside of that ... meh! Good shizzy shiznet coming up this week though. Meeting with the TV duderino at CAA on Wednesday for the pilot. Needless to say, I spent the entire day sleeping just so my body could catch up a bit. CRAAZYYYYY!!!!
Stay tuned. Lots coming up ... and um yeah. If I haven't told you this yet today, you make my life. Thanks for being here. Can we make out?
#kthxbye
