Inside the #Nerdy Noggin: Understanding the Spank Bank

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi

It's time again for another jump into just what makes us guys tick ... a man's secret revealed. Dun Dun DUN!!!! Ok, it's not a big secret. Hell most of you have probably heard of it or joked about it. The Spank Bank. As one would assume it's a reservoir of images and memories we boys call upon when porn isn't available. I'm sure girls have something like this as well, but I'm not a girl so I'm not going to talk for them. The true misconception comes from what actually goes into a spank bank.  Some might assume it's images of porn you saw at some point ... not so much. 

Porn is on a different level of arousal. You use porn to facilitate an immediate reaction to stimulation - you want to cum.  You look at whatever gets you off and visually as most guys are programmed we reach our climax.

The spank bank comes from reality though. Real experiences that we directly took part in. When I grew up porn wasn't easily accessible. Well, not the way it is today. You had to buy magazines, wait till midnight on Cinemax for the “Red Shoe Diaries”, or continually hit rewind on “Basic Instinct.” What you could find online at the time was pictures that took half a day to load. Yes I started jerking it before the internet hit it's porn hay day - so, I relied mostly on the spank bank. These were instances where I was sexually involved with another girl, or saw girls in less than full attire, and even brief brushes with a boob. (Who knows it was high school.) If you weren't part of the in crowd sex wasn't exactly easy to come by. So you create this partition in your mind where you kept in amazing clarity a mix of all of what you felt in that moment. Drawing from that, you were able to turn yourself on and act on it in the privacy of your own room.

When I got to college though the ability to see girls in all their beauty with all their mysteries revealed became much easier. It was that whole notion that partying and drunken debauchery was what us young folks had to do as a right of passage. Suddenly, a spank bank that was littered with a few images and encounters that filled up faster than a pirates chest of gold. This is when you start the great deletion. You access that partition and start to toss events like a boob brush, or a panty shot in room 104 science class. They were no longer necessary. You had a rich collection and the size of it surpassed your once assumed particular partition. Especially, once you actually had sex.  After sex everything else was just nonessential. Each partner got wrapped up into one folder in the brain and cropped and spliced together into the perfect sexual experience. For example if you had sex with a girl some 15 times you took the best moments from each of those experiences and put them into one seamless reel of triumph.

This is what the spank bank is. It's that mental pool of memories you keep crystal clear so you have a place to go on those stormy nights when the power goes out. Personally, I think men should use the spank bank more often because it keeps the old brain functioning at a higher level. The whole masturbation process comes from inside and the same feelings, thoughts, and emotions come racing back through you like some beautiful drug.  You access the part of you that responds to sexuality in the proper way instead of merely getting your rocks off by looking at dirty pictures. The imagination can take you back with astounding results. Now I'm not a man whore. I don't have years of bed post notches to my credit.  Still the experiences I have had, have been with girls I connected with and loved.  So the pleasure I get comes directly from a pure source of sexuality and I feel it is more intense. I'm still under the assumption that having sex without a connection is just the same as an extended form of masturbation. Using a girl as a plaything to reach your ends... I mean you really could have achieved on your own. It's that connection that makes sex blow your mind. So it's that connection, that power from true sexual interactions that make the spank bank so much more than a means to an ends.

So as far as the spank bank is concerned, it's a powerful fuel to a fire you created. It will keep your mind working at a level it should and encourages new exploration in your imagination and in the bedroom. Best of all you don't have to worry about anyone finding it when they are on your computer. You don't have to worry about friends chastising you for your taste in fetishes. It's all in your head and so far in the safest lock box you have. Well at least until those guys from inception dream steal it.

 

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